Yep. That's pretty much it.
Actually, there's more. There's quotations!
"The ironic thing about naming our group HAM- Helen's cat is named Pig."
"That black man is black. You're a black man."
"EWWW! Look at his nose!"
"Is he going to RAPE her?"
"Don't ask me questions I don't know the answers to!"
"Is it even possible to eat an ice cream cone without looking sexual?"
*Helen tries*
"There, I did it!"
"Uh, no."
"My leg is spasming!"
"Well look. Now you've killed her."
"Hey guys...are you awake?"
"Well, I am now."
"Will come pee with me?"
"NO."
"I've never really like jelly doughnuts, but one sounds really good right now."
"Can I see your horse's teeth please?"
"Uh, sure." *thinks* 'How am I supposed to open her mouth without her biting me?'
"He asked to see her teeth so I tried but it was so slobbery..."
"Why did he ask you do that?"
"I don't know! THERE WAS SO MUCH PRESSURE!"
Some are from horse shows, other from my non-horse friends.
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